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- From: JOE WARJAS
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- AAMOF = As A Matter Of Fact
- AFAIK = As Far As I Know
- AWGTHTGTTA = Are We Going To Have To Go Through This Again?
- Alternative form is AWGTHTGTATA (...Through ALL This Again?)
- BAC = By Any Chance
- BBFN = Bye Bye For Now
- BCNU = Be Seeing You
- BIOYIOP = Blow It Out Your Input Output Port
- BK = Because
- BRB = Be Right Back (generally used on chat systems)
- BTA = But Then Again
- BTSOOM = Beats the [stuffing] out of me
- BTW = By The Way
- BYKT = But You Knew That
- BYKTA = But You Knew That Already
- CMIIW = Correct Me If I'm Wrong
- CUL = See You Later
- CU L8R = See You Later
- CYA = Cover Your A** (Ascii ?)
- CYL = See You Later
- DIIK = Damned If I Know
- DILLIGAFF = Do I Look Like I Give a Flying Filament
- DLG = Devilish Little Grin
- DNPM = Darn Near P***ed Myself
- DOM = Dirty Old Man
- EOD = End Of Discussion
- EOL = End Of Lecture
- EOT = End Of Thread
- ESOSL = Endless Snorts of Stupid Laughter
- FDROTFL = Falling Down Rolling On The Floor Laughing
- FITB = Fill In The Blank....
- FOTCL = Falling Off The Chair Laughing
- FWIW = For What It's Worth
- FYI = For Your Information
- GD&R = Grin, Duck & Run
- GIWIST = Gee I Wish I'd Said That
- GLG = Goofy Little Grin
- GOK = God Only Knows
- GOTFIA = Groaning On The Floor In Agony
- H none
- IAC = In Any Case
- IAE = In Any Event
- IMCO = In My Considered Opinion
- IMCDO = In My Conceited Dogmatic Opinion.
- IMHO = In My Humble Opinion
- IMNSHO = In My Not So Humble Opinion
- IOW = In Other Words
- IITYWYBMAB = If I Tell You, Will You Buy Me A Beer
- IITYWYBAD = If I Tell You, Will You Buy Another Drink
- INPO = In No Particular Order
- J none
- KCBIWIYWI = Keep Coming Back, It Works If You Work It
- KISS = Keep It Simple Stupid
- LLTA = Lots and Lots of Thunderous (or Thundering) Applause
- LOL = Laughing out loud
- LMAO = Laughing My A** Off
- LTMSH = Laughing 'Til My sides Hurt
- MORF = Male Or Female
- MUNG = Mash Until No Good
- NBL = Not Bloody Likely
- NICBDAT = Nothing Is Certain But Death And Taxes
- NIMBY = Not In My Backyard
- NIMTO = Not In My Term of Office
- NPLU = Not People Like Us
- NQOS = Not Quite Our Sort
- NRN = No Reply Necessary
- OIC = OH!, I See
- OTOH = On The Other Hand
- PF&HOMW = Printed, Framed & Hanging On My Wall
- PGY = Post Graduate year PGY-1, PGY-2 etc. used in PGY Med.
- PMETC = Pardon Me Etc.
- PMYMHMMFSWGAD = Pardon Me, You Must Have Mistaken Me For Someone
- Who Gives A Damn.
- PITA = Pain In The A**
- PMJI = Pardon My Jumping In
- POV = Point Of View
- PTO=Patent and Trademark Office (US Govt)
- Q none
- ROFL = Rolling On Floor Laughing
- ROFLAHMSL = Rolling On Floor Laughing And Holding My Sides
- Laughing
- ROTBA = Reality On The Blink Again
- ROTFL = Rolling On The Floor Laughing
- ROFLASTC (or ROFLASC) = Rolling On The Floor Laughing And Scaring
- The Cat. Originated, I'm told by Pamela Dean, who types
- with a cat on her lap.
- ROTFLMAAOBPO = Rolling On The Floor Laughing My A*s And Other
- Body Parts Off
- ROTM = Right On The Money
- ROY G. BIV = An acronym for the colors of the spectrum-- Red
- Orange Yellow Gree Blue Indigo Violet
- RSN = Real Soon Now
- RTFM = Read The F**** Manual
- SITD = Still in the dark
- SOP = Standing Operational Proceedures
- SWAG = Simple Wild A** Guess
- SYT = Sweet Young Thing
- TANJ = There Ain't No Justice
- TANSTAAFL = There Ain't No Such Thing As A Free Lunch
- TIA = Thanks In Advance
- TIC = Tongue In Cheek
- TINALO = This Is Not A Legal Opinion
- TINAR = This Is Not A Recommendation
- TIWTGLGG = This Is Where The Goofy Little Grin Goes
- TJATAW = Truth, Justice, And The American Way
- TLA = Three Letter Acronym
- TPTB = The Powers That Be
- TRDMC = Tears Running Down My Cheeks
- TTBOMK = To The Best Of My Knowledge
- TTFN = Ta Ta For Now
- TTYL = Talk To You Later
- TYVM = Thank You Very Much
- U none
- V none
- WAMKSAM = Why Are My Kids (or Kitties) Staring At Me?
- WIBAMU = Well I'll be a Monkey's Uncle
- WYSBYGI = What You See Before You Get It
- WYSIWYG = What You See Is What You Get
- WYTYSYDG = What You Thought You Saw, You Didn't Get
- X none
- YAFA = Yet Another "Fine" Abbreviation
- YAP = Yet Another Ploy
- YMMV = Your Mileage May Vary
- Z none